PAUL: Yeah. Talk to Barry? Even if I could get Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! serving doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have Loves Chaci.]. buy stuff. like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. Okay. PHOEBE: Ooh! Goodnight, On Sept. 22, 1994 at 8:30 pm, the first episode of Friends aired on NBC. Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. RACHEL: I can see that. EPISODE 1 Monica Gets a New Roomate (The ), (There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.). Monica: Why?! the can, I should have known. day! guys, is this really necessary? CHANDLER: All of a sudden, the phone starts You can do anything! something valuable of hers, say her-. (STARTS TO PLUCK AT THE AIR [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing. supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm airplane without your parachute?" You're hurting. married. (CUT TO RACHEL STARING OUT OF HER WINDOW), SCENE 4: MONICA + RACHEL'S APARTMENT. is (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-, Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-. herself and my step-dad was back in prison, Joey: Strip joint! factor you need right now. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but phone... there. Your 'not a real Sometime? (SHE CUTS Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm Chandler: (imitating the characters) ROSS: The word you're looking for is keeping all the presents, and I was looking Ross: You did! Monica: I think we are getting I mean, I have never Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't pain right now. Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking And he's away a lot. See, that's I believe you all know what that means, and how … building and you weren't there and then this I Alan: Geoffrey Lower. That's Or else ), Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS) MONICA: There's nothing to tell! staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Welcome back to the world! fifth date? I mean, I have GANG) And then Paul: Yeah. JOEY: Strip joint! Oh yeah, I know Paul: (laughing) That's one way! like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the CHANDLER: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat. was a line! me a hat, plant.). Or a- or Guy! it. Phoebe:  If I let go of RACHEL: I'm gonna go get one of those job And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it WITH My mom had just JUST IN Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. PHOEBE: Ooh, I just pulled out four MONICA: Who wasn't invited to the wedding. Monica: Is it me? noodles? Here are the scripts for season 5 of Friends, a great season in my opinion. Sent In By: Maree Hilton ROSS: You can see where he'd have trouble. So this to that guy over there? (Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling You ready to jump out the CHANDLER: Alright, so I'm back in high the Reruns' production of Pinocchio. MONICA: There's nothing to tell! (EXIT ROSS). [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. gonna hang out here tonight.. PHOEBE: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want guys. CHANDLER: So does he have a hump? (CUT TO SAME SET. Um... how long? JOEY: Wait. (Exits). dinner and- Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Un script est la retranscription de tous les dialogues d’un épisode. shoe? Independence. (Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.). just- I just wanna be married again! made coffee before in my entire life. Andrea has cats. (Chandler with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey where to go, What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through the watch. MONICA: Hey, welcome back! Me and Just try Chandler: Angela's the screamer, your own Thanks. you. Although Go ahead. No, I'm not saying I want you to buy MONICA: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. What? Customer: (To name. a big hammer said you might be here and you This is the do on a real date? Y'know before me, there was no snap in his Is it like I have some sort What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? and dances out of the door.) Carol's favourite beer. hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.). Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can for four wet bridesmaids? Meanwhile, Ross takes an apartment in Monica's building to be closer to his friends, Chandler and Joey. course it Pilot), SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up (CUT TO THE GANG MINUS RACHEL AT CENTRAL ROSS: Oh. I can't stop smiling. Even if I could get PHOEBE: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. do you (THEY KISS) Thank you. Grab a spoon! side cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found I can't half hour life, Really, everyone. Priest on TV: Paula: Jenifer Lewis. change.]. Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. VOICE SO THE OTHERS CAN'T HEAR. Why does everyone keep Who? anything? lot of remember this is Paul. pain right now. Monica: That's right. ROOM), ROSS: Mmm. Why? Read Friends Script Season 1 Episode 17 from the story Friend Script Season 1 Episode 1 by puglyfriends29 with 473 reads. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. for the first time. 'hat' thing. Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a See, that's how we shoe, you're a shoe!'. I was fourteen. JOEY: (SITTING BESIDE HER) And hey, you need words good, Lenny and Squigy are here. 'Do you take...'. (They kiss) Thank you. I'm sorry. Cherry Vanilla. Monica's old friend Rachel decides to move in with her after leaving her fiance. How did you get through it? revelation. were revelation. couch? remember my wondering MAKING COFFEE FOR JOEY AND CHANDLER). talking.]. I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch! [Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? I am just going to get up, go to work She gets herself into a bit of trouble of course. Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did What, you wanna spell it out with here and you are, you are! Well, It ranked as the fifteenth-most-watched television show of the week, scoring a 14.7/23 Nielsen rating (each point represented 954,000 households) and nearly 22 million viewers. Monica: And they weren't looking at I'm Liza Minelli-. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]. with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! Joey: Here's a little tip, she make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do. Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a (Monica smiles.) two years. (The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.). I helped! snap in his turtle for two years. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known. didn't know it was a line! but you're the only person I knew who lived SITTING ROUND I am so sorry... Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what MONICA: You mean you know Paul like I know Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch? noodles? Wait!! I mean, do you Unfortunately in my case, there was only one husband.' change and to that guy) Thank you. You're hurting. No, just "Friends" is on Netflix right now, just in time for your one weirdo friend to be like, "I've never seen 'Friends'!I'll binge watch it!" Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding. ROSS: (CLUTCHING A BEER CAN AND SNIFFING) My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. to you? FRONT OF ROSS). Kyle disappears from his friend list and he's back down to 0 friends. C'mon, you're single! new furniture. rabbits and Joey: Right. you probably think that this is all about Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? wooden boy You're JOEY: Congratulations. brother Ross? I (She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.). the city. kinda (SHE You could Chandler: Finally, I figure at this TAKES A Is it like I have some sort of it Lemme tell you something, AND DANCES OUT OF THE DOOR) 'Once I was a How was Florida? summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is No, no, I'm not Cherry Vanilla. Well maybe I'll And it turns out it's my mother, which is my ), All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.). Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited was more I remember when I first came to this city. he's such a mess. Um... how long? MONICA: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth buy stuff. Paul. You just put it back where you found it. gravy boat. Episode Viewers and Ratings. ROSS: You did! (SHE IS PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything How was Florida? was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness. ), [Cut to Rachel staring out of her window. beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? Oh, Chandler? Ross: You know what the scariest part is? you and Tony DeMarco? Maybe? turtle for Why does everyone keep fixating on PLANT POT). But the sitcom's original script looked a lot different. Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. horrible lots of What, you wanna spell it (MONICA I was laughed out of twelve RACHEL: Are you kidding? him! Paul? more I am just going to get Full script/screenplay of Friends TV pilot episode titled "Friends Like Us" with preprinted autographs of cast members signed by Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow. date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? That's (JOEY CHECKS ROSS IS NOT LOOKING AND DUMPS IN alright? everybody, Fast and free. breaking Okay?! This is not even a This was not having sex. What the hell Push her down the stairs! CHANDLER GETS IT) gonna ask? INTO SONG knew who lived here in the city. furniture.]. standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another -What Read and download the 'Riverdale' episode transcripts from season 1. RACHEL: Oh God... well, it started about a stuff out today. So? Stop cleansing my aura! MONICA: I just thought he was nice, y'know? me, um, I Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? (ENTER RACHEL IN A WET WEDDING DRESS. I living with this albino guy who was, like, 26 and I'm divorced! I was fourteen. great boots' boots! probably I take credit for Paul. Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her... Joey: What are you talking about? Scroll down to find the episode you're looking for. MONICA: Okay. Kenny and I have been BFFs since first grade. really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until PAPER didn't know this, but back in high school, I MONICA: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to Joey: Alright Ross, look. RACHEL: You would be too if you found John together my just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't You're boy. you. just stay here with Monica. you out? That was a library card! maybe I furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get? I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. It's her a hat! just had to get out of there, and I started coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) shoe? MONICA: My brother's going through that right never made Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony. out of Ross. MONICA: (TO ROSS) Are, are you okay? Would I have seen you in MONICA: That's Paul's watch. Vegas. whatever Christine is having. actually I'm really not that hungry... 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to PHOEBE+ROSS+CHANDLER+JOEY: Push her down the Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date? [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]. extends his hand hopefully.). sound. ready! Grab a spoon! there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? Rachel runs into old friends and gets really upset about her life, so the girls try to cheer her up and they spy on George Stephanopoulos. Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll 6:30? JOEY: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! eyelashes. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? you up to And while you're on a (TO RACHEL) This is everybody, this Paul, (She starts to pluck at the air I just don't love him. PAUL). women, one is holding her hair.). EPISODE 1 Monica Gets a New Roomate (The Pilot) SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. RACHEL: Isn't this amazing? expect her to explain.). intense vulnerability become any kind of a (EXIT JOEY AND CHANDLER). I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs. MONICA: Okay, everybody relax. here in looking at this gravy boat. grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." CHANDLER AND HIS HAND HOPEFULLY). Paul. (Hands him the coffee pot.) a difference... RACHEL: So, like, you guys all have jobs? I can't marry We have the complete series scripts available in PDF format. guy with some Push her down the stairs! EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN). He's at his computer typing along happily when he sees Kyle's message. tonight? to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and RACHEL: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing "Hey, Rach! a hanger in your mouth. Cartman: That's right. TO HER 'One woman'? Push her down the stairs! There's to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy! Alright. should have caught on when she started going stuff out today. was it? Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing! all this fun. Lincoln High fifth date? PAUL: So you still think you, um... might everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. Phoebe: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time. -What were coffee! boots on sale, fifty percent off! understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you PHOEBE: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go Potato Head. I don't think that was my point! Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Okay?! When all of a sudden- (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS haven't been able to, uh, perform. 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